1. I’ll look at things I either own or to which I have access.
    2. At no time will I demonstrate actual expertise or worthwhile knowledge in the reviewing process.
    3. (I have none.)
    4. Suggestions will be accepted if not always, 100% appreciated.
    5. Because I’m a curmudgeon, that’s why.
    6. Something else belongs in this line, but I’m not sure what yet.
    7. I provide no warranties, promises, hands in marriage, implications, inferences or contracts. I do have three dogs, however, so you’re welcome to one of those.
    8. Anyone actually following any advice they accidentally gleam from my reviews will be beaten.